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iPhone11

Today way over home from the bus stop, I saw her. She is just another random girl who is talking on the phone, wishing Happy Dussehra to each & everyone she knows but one thing I noticed she told everyone that she is calling from her brand new iPhone11, which she managed to buy Today on the joyous occasion of Dussehra... PS: She is the happiest soul I saw today.
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2nd October story

Yesterday she called, just another random girl sitting in front of a monitor with her handsfree on tryna sell me a holiday package stating who doesn't like holidays sir?? I'm like miss I'm Already chilling @my paradise on a holiday because its 2nd Oct & you @your workplace tryna sell me a holiday package. Look who's talking 😆 She had a soothing voice though... PS: that's how millennials peak @2nd oct (as a holiday)
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100Rs change

Today over the bus ride I saw him, just another random guy who gave the conductor a 100Rs note & asked for a ticket whose fair equals 5Rs. When the conductor asked for the change this fella nodded no, the conductor asked him to wait for a few stops... Two stops later this Bozo took out a 5Rs coin & told the conductor that the coin was hidden somewhere in his backpack. When the conductor handed him the ticket he also gave him the Smug face... PS: it's all about the change 😅, sometimes you need it sometimes you don't.
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Stranded

Today over the bus ride I overheard his conversation over the phone, he is just another random guy who is going home after a long day at work. He was telling his colleague to be on time the next day, today he got stranded in the workplace & bound to do a double shift so tomorrow he can take leave & take a Chill Pill. He may be the happiest soul I saw today, the reason is so silly he may not have to deal with heavy rains tomorrow. PS: oh rain tum kal aana 🙃
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Flight mode

Today this random guy sat beside me, he asked me what is this Airplane mode on my smartphone. When I told him about the Airplane mode, he told me how back in the '90s he used to travel in flights from Mumbai to Dubai & vice versa, when there were no smartphones & hence no Flight mode. Nowadays life has become so complicated that even our phones come with different modes when I asked him what was the instructions they used to give back in the 90s, he told me they used to tell us to switch off your phones just because On & Off were the only two modes 😅.
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Rain & Mud

Today over the bus ride I saw this random guy who was complaining about the mud which ruined his branded shoes, he was so angry because the entire day he has to keep wearing those shoes. But earlier I overheard him praising the Rains, I'm like dude If you pray for the rain you gotta deal with the mud 😇.
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The one in the yellow ?

Today on the bus stop this random girl came up to me & she asked me can I get a bus for Powai from here? I pointed at this yellow bus & asked her to get in which will take her to Powai, she still looks hesitated . She confirmed "the one in the yellow? ". I confirmed again & asked her to opt for the same, she is still hesitating to get in. PS: Maybe she's not fond of yellow.
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Life'sBeenASofty

Today I'm 24 years 0 months 8 days old, I tried softy ice cream for the first time. It came in 3 flavours chocolate, vanilla & mix. The mix isn't a flavour it's just half chocolate half vanilla. Since I'm trying this ice cream for the first time I pick the Mix 1, so I can test a fair amount of both flavours 🍦. So, softy is a kind of ice cream, when  I took the first lick ample amount of ice cream came in my mouth but soon as I test chocolate or vanilla it melted within a fraction of seconds. It cost me 20Rs, I wasted all that money on this piece of shit what's the point of ice cream if it melts in your mouth soon as you take a lick & fish it's gone 🤦‍♂
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Waiting for the School bus

Today over the bus ride I saw these bunch of 5-year-old kids waiting for their school bus, they were laughing & talking. But this one kid he wasn't in one of those who makes the chaos he was away from his schoolmates in this unattended autorickshaw pretending to drive while his mate was hanging out the door. Going to the school in a school bus may be the best part of their day, Unlike the millennials & the elderly. PS: they were the happiest soul I saw today morning.
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Slashed bus fare

It's a regular rainy day (puddles everywhere), same traffic, same co-passengers. I took a bus ride to the workplace, but something is new which makes every bozo in this bus smile . it's the slashed ticket fare, from today onwards BEST decides to slash the prices so every passenger can save up to 20 rupees per day. So I asked this co-passenger of mine what you gonna do with that extra 20 rupees old man? What he said made my day, He said my corporates canteen serves this delicious Vada Pav you see 
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