Bozo, In a Bus ride

Every day I go to sleep imagining that when I woke up, everything is sorted out some philanthropist found the cure for COVID-19 (the world is now a happy place). Soon I will be able to get back to my routine, I get to go out of my house very often without any hesitation just because I heard that #SubahKaSapnaSachHotaHai. But fun fact is that I imagine it so well that I found myself awake at 3 am in the morning & finally I fell asleep just to wake up hours later with this drool dripping out my mouth & I realise that I don't have a dream last night I was so devasted by my imagination my subconscious forget the whole motive. Every day I go to sleep in order to unfold tomorrow's enigma. #IfoolMyself

Today she walked right in front of me those dazzling eyes, that catwalk she looked straight into my eyes I thought she was into me but soon I made up my mind. I'm like no I'm not falling for you again, last time we ended up on a rough patch when you hissed at me REMEMBER?. You may be the prettiest cat in the world but I'm not falling for you again, I want to pet you so bad but I'm not gonna because you know #CoronaScares 😂. PS: Till the time this pandemic ends, we are on a BREAK!!

So this neighbouring police aunty of mine gets up every day early morning do her morning chores, get ready for work unlike most of us, Once she reaches the bus stop she waits alone on the stand with her ID card in her hand. Once she boards the bus she gets to choose her seat as there are merely 3 passengers in that empty bus swooshing on those deserted streets. Finally, she reaches her workplace finish off her work as soon as possible leaves early (Only a Mask is what saved her from the virus). While everyone is loving the flexibility to work from home, We may think being a part of essential services is a curse but for her, it's just a regular day @work.

#QuarantinedThaughts 1. Getting work from home is the best thing 2. House is stuffed with groceries 3. Hope my sanitizer bottle never lasts 4. I get to make a loud noise for 5+ more minutes 5. Being an Introvert finally paid off 6. Wait I haven't seen her in while 7. Why can't I afford an AC? 8. Sleepless nights 9. Is that a Cat, I want to pet her so bad 10. We all are going to die someday, at least we know-how... PS: waiting for that silver lining PPS: wasted more time in washing hands than a smoker loses after every cigarette.

So today she came to my house even though we were expected to stay @home, that devil smile & those juvenile thaughts. When she saw me working on my laptop she asked me this simple q which made my day. She was like "you have been working here for past few days does the work even gets over?? 😟" I'm like girl this work thingy never gets over, work is like elder people's homework just the fact you get paid for this... #QuarantinedStories #CoronaScares

Amid this COVID-19 scares we are asked to maintain SOCIAL DISTANCING, we introverts may not know what it really was until we googled it. Once we came to know the meaning we realised that the thing we have been doing for ages, that's the only thing we were good at. Now that it becomes mandatory, we are laughing at those fuckers who are trying their best to maintain a distance. Bitch did you know the last time I wished you on your birthday?? That's social distancing its not just a term it's our perspective towards life... PS: Self-deprecating humour is my thing now 😬